The Emperor Wills it

By Darius, December 27, 2008 11:45 pm

Seeing that our authors don’t care anymore of our readers and wherever we are heading with this godforsaken website.. i shall try to write a review of a game i haven’t even finished :D gg darius gg indeed.

Prince of Persia , yes Ubisofts proudest . The game that even attracted Hollywood in its storyline wither they are sticking to it’s main plot or making it all about love. The movie is currently in development and will be out by 2010 according to internet movie database imbd.com.
So the game takes you in a place of magic somewhere in Persia starring our hero as your main controllable character and a woman called Elika. So basically the plot in this game is that Elikas tries to restore herself to the tree but her father doesn’t want that cause he went threw bunch of shit to bring her back from the dead ( oops did i say to much!) but Elika is like fuck that i don’t want magic and all that so she goes to this tree of light and of course the father destroys the tree and releases the evil god Ahriman cause his a no good er. And you and the princess(Elika) must venture threw parts of Persia to restore peace and make everything white and shiny. I’m not sure why the hero follows her at the first place .. could be cause he leiks ze putang and was hoping for a little action at the end.

The game per say is beautifully made and its much different from the other series cause first it doesn’t follow the original story of prince of Persia and second the graphic model is completely remade with using a sort of storytelling book art as modeling. Everything else is pretty much the same being Ubisoft, park our or free running for other is the key gameplay mode here and oh yea YOU CAN’T DIE :D Elika saves you no matter what … talk about a woman <3
All in all it’s a game worth playing now it might be a little classy that a persian dude is writing this but come on even if it’s not historical accurate it’s still something i can be proud of cause we don’t have much trust me on this ;) oh yeah Elika speaks muffled Farsi when casting spells hurray they kept it solid.

merry god-awful-late critshtmasthsadhzxcxzx

By Mocke, December 27, 2008 9:36 pm

My god what is it with this blatant advertisement for Kent , also a dam boring one if i may say, if i wanted a biography of them I’ll go to wikipedia or some shit like that, don’t waste precious space on that , kthxbai.

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Absolute power is Absolute and KENT is Absolute!

By Darius, December 26, 2008 4:44 am

Hello children, it’s been a while since i wrote anything and lets keep it that way!! nah i’m just messin’ :) .. I’ve been busy with my project plans and believe it or not i worked with a bunch of teenagers sending your Christmas cards. Enough about me! Let’s talk about KENT!

For the readers that don’t know Kent is a Swedish Alternative rock, Indie Group from Eskilstuna.
The group was founded in the 1990 by the name Jones & Giftet but later changed there name to Kent in 92.
The members are :  Joakim Berg – voice and guitar
* Martin Sköld – bass guitar, synth
* Markus Mustonen – drums, piano
* Sami Sirviö – guitar, synth

Heaven have mercy they are so flippin good! How could I’ve be so blind not discovering the beauty of there music. You guys might not agree but i for one enjoy it , truth be told i don’t have much to say and i feel like the game and movie reviews have been done for. And all the crazy animations are good enough done by our personal “flykting” Sen :D So yeah listen to bunch of Kent songs and embrace it because THE EMPEROR WILLS IT! lolwtfkthxbye
for more info visit there website at www.kent.nu

The picture below is from there album “Tillbaka till Samtiden” -2007

Merry fucking christmas!

By Henka, December 24, 2008 11:38 pm

Yea, not gonna spend more of my precious time than I have to, read the fucking headline and get a life!

whampi is still alive…belive it or not

By incognito, December 24, 2008 12:28 am

i know by uploading this crap makes this shitty site even more shitty but

what isnt shitty? i made this when blablablabla just fucking enjoy it

Did anyone say christmas!?

By Henka, December 7, 2008 10:44 pm

Yay! It’s soon Jesus day or more commonly called Christmas! Sound actually cooler with happy Hesus-day! Fuck it Happy Henka day would be the best, why do we even celebrate Jesus day aka Christmas? For a guy that lived 2000 years ago and walked on water!? The freaking guy just walked on water because he needed a fast way of getting home for dinner and was afraid that hes wife would beat him if he were late…

Ahh what the hell, it’s soon Christmas or Henka -day so here are some music that will get you in spirit!

HAPPY, HAPPYYYYYY!!!!???

By Mocke, December 4, 2008 7:58 pm

Well i sure hope you are look at what you made me do , you better be happy now? , you got what you wanted !!

WHY? OH GOD ,WHY DID I DO IT?!!, look at what you have done now!!!

The damage is done i better be leaving.

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The art of art…something(forgot which nr this one is and too lazy to check it)

By incognito, December 2, 2008 7:51 pm

ok there is a very good reason why i havnt made a update  last week its all because i have been busy working on this crapp…amazing animation :) its a kinda big one hence the reason i didnt uploaded it until now

anyway you can never get enough from this one

enjoy

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